The essence of being athorable
Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary.
^ My favorite
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My Friends are Perfectly Abnormal
So I’m writing a song about my friends. These are the current lyrics as of 9pm.
I’ve got a friend
She just stays inside her bedroom
She doesn’t like to think about the world
She sometimes thinks too much
About what the world might think about her
She doesn’t like skin to touch
Stays in her room ‘cause sometimes it’s too much
(Chorus)I like my friends just as they are
Intelligent, weird, and freaky
Even at a low, they are higher than aeroplanes
My friends are perfectly abnormal
I’ve got a friend
Stay stay at home and draws nice pictures
People call that procrastination
But I want to pay her for her pictures
Somebody pay her for her pictures
And I’ve got a friend
He’s a geek nerd freak and God
He’s lovely
And me and all my friends
We know about medication
We know all about the positive and negative effects
(Chorus)
And I have one friend
Who thinks the future is a frightening bright thing
She looks at it
And her eyes can’t take it
And this one friend
And all my other friends
Have nothing to fear
Because we all have each other
We can all talk to each other
We can all hold each other through tears
Cue rainbows & sunshine.
Don’t know how I feel about some parts, but the riff I wrote for it is catchy as sex!
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So true…
so
damn true
your ship
THAT COMMENT MADE THIS ANALOGY SUDDENLY EVEN MORE ACCURATE IN AN AWFUL WAY
THAT COMMENT DESCRIBES THE WHOLE TUMBLR
OMFG OMFG EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT.
(via spaceyginger)
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If I made a real live blog:
How to melt people:
An interactive cook book
or something like:
The life and times of owning an oven and being incompetent?
The life and times of having hobbies and being incompetent?
now I really want to. damn.
it will involve rants, and ‘how to’ guides featuring cooking and being a generally bad human being
and possibly John Watson-esque posts about living with a Sherlock-esque person
dammit I need to study! I do not need increase the amount of attention I pay to the internet!
Source: howtomeltpeople
“I’m in a small town in Slovakia. It is impossibly quiet. I suspect everyone is undead. Or, shall we say… nosferatu?” - Mark Gatiss
SLOVAKIA-A-A!
(via narkeza22)
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being part of this house makes me happy for two reasons:
- this house is awesome in every way and my housemates are ridiculously fantastic
- if this house existed and I was not part of it I would be very sad about that, butsince I am part of it, this knowledge makes me very happy
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adventures of being a housebrusband
- Sophie: I could write a little shopping list and give you some money?
- Celeste: A little list? You are such a housewife!
- Sophie: Yes I am! In my dress and my apron.
- Celeste: I know, you wear a dress for baking!
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Cthulhu Cthursday is too far away, so Cthulhu Ctuesday will have to do…
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(Also, imagine Ianto wearing the first one.)
Part of me just died, because I don’t own these beautiful specimens.
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Australians are so nonchalant about our deadly animals, we make them stuffed toys. THIS IS WHAT A DROP BEAR LOOKS LIKE. rabid little fuckers.
I made a pair of those OUT OF ACTUAL DROP BEARS. Killed them myself. Nearly lost an arm, but it was worth it…
dude, are you fucking crazy!? those are wild animals! you could get fucking killed! drop bears are a serious issue. these are wild animals we are talking about. treat them with the same care and respect as you would all the other deadly mofos that live on this island.
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Celeste;
